Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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