That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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