I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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