Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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