belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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