I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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