Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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