What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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