Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
