yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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