you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
