your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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