It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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