Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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