You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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