You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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