I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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