It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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