i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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