She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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