My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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