He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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