Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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