Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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