It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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