the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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