Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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