so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
