i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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