Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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