The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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