"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he was CRYING into my vagina
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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