Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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