fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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