did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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