Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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