If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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