Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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