why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
as a side note pls kill me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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