ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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