You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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