I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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