he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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