I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How does it feel to date your dad?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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