There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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