No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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