yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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