i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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