We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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