its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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